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Originally posted by Dick Young
Lwin, in this context, a mullet isn't a fish. It's a haircut, favored by rednecks (e.g., Billy Ray Cyrus) and lesbians.
Short on top, long in the back.
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You say it as if there was a difference between the two
Here is a link that Lwin and anyone else who loves to laugh at a mullet head should visit:
http://www.mulletsgalore.com/
Best place is the classifications area. It is so true!
Example -
minitruckmullet: Thought to be extinct in 1994, and usually too wily to be caught on camera, the minitruckmullet is a rare sighting indeed. The minitruckmullet has only the bottom part of his hairline on the base of his neck long.
The preferred attire of this species is Oakley Razorblade sunglasses, a turtleneck shirt with a gold cross and chain (hanging proudly), accompanied by tight fitting Guess? jeans.
The vehicle owned by the minitruckmullet almost always has a lame slogan airbrushed on the tailgate ("U Snooz, U Looz," "Teal Dream" etc.) and a "No Fear," "Fear This," or Calvin Pissing sticker.
Mulletude: 6
Aggressiveness: 7
Hobbies: cruising the Taco Bell parking lot at lunch time for high school chicks, annoying everyone in the neighborhood with their insipid car alarms, bumpin' the treble.
Sightings: performance auto parts stores, the mall.
Favorite Band: Vanilla Ice