Thanks guys!
In my immature days, I had thought of the perfect ceremony - car related of course.
Picture this - two Ferrari 355 Spiders driving side by side....bride in one, groom in the other....celebrant balance on the rear decks, one foot on each car.
Cars are driving along at say 30kph
Shouts to groom: DO YOU!
'Two beeps'
Shouts to bride: DO YOU!
'Two beeps'
Shouts in general: YOU'RE MARRIED!
At that point, both bride and groom drop it from 4th into 2nd, revs climb to 8000rpm and wheels start spinning as they catapult towards the horizon, that banshee wail howling as the celebrant rolls himself into a ball as he is thrown off the deck and rolls along the freeway
]Yeeeeeeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaaaaa
We were being very silly when we thought of this - Cassie refused to listen past line 2
