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11. The loaner car is registered in your name.
12. You can find your way home from the shop by following the ruts.
13. The shop offers you a part-time position.
14. You know exactly how many ceiling tiles the waiting room has.
15. Your paychecks are setup for direct deposit into the shop's account.
16. They nickname your car, Déjà Vu.
17. You are invited to staff meetings and company parties.
18. A picture of your car is incorporated into the company logo.
19. The shop informs you that your hood latch is "worn out."
20. You don't find any of this funny.
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