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Why automobiles are better than women.
Automobile curves never sag.
You can drive an automobile any day of the month.
Automobiles don't whine unless something is REALLY wrong.
You can kick your automobile to wake it up.
You can share your automobile with friends.
Automobiles don't care how many other automobiles you have driven.
When driving, you and your automobile ALWAYS arrive at the same time.
You can drink beer and drive your automobile.
If you say things to your automobile you don't have to apologize before you can drive it again.
Automobiles won't insult you if you are a bad driver.
Automobiles don't care if you are late.
You don't have to take a shower before driving your automobile.
If you get a new automobile you don't have to keep sending money to the old one.
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