Gosh darn it... now I got three possible jobs to consider! I dunno... finance, construction or gastronomy... all of them have their good points and their bad points.

I think I'll just wait and see the actual offers on the table if/when they ever arrive. Gotta watch out for that fine print! And when you're a lil' elf to start off with, that small print needs an electron microscope to read!

Could be worse... I could be still stuck up at the North Pole, scrubbing the floors

(Hate it when those reindeer come waltzing inside the place, leaving a mess everywhere! Who do they think they are, Elves?! They got no business coming inside. Should just stay out in their stable or run around the fields. )



So did you vote today? Then vote again!