you're lucky, the people across the street has this dog that barks from 1am to sunrise. every freaking 5 minutes something rouses the dog and poof, it barks for 5 minutes, then shuts up, then his shadow scares him again and we hear it for another 5 minutes
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each day i'm getting closer to knock the owner's teeth out. i know they hear the dog cause if i can hear it across the street i know damn well they can hear it from their house.
anyway, back to jersey stories.....there was this one time, in band camp when i went to jersey and a hoarde of firemen met me at the border and mauled me.