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Tally Ho!
Randy received the order of SVX (Supreme Valor Extraordinaire)
following a rather nasty encounter high over the Upsand Downs in southern England. He engaged 3 Jerrys while low on fuel and ammo. Sensing an easy kill, they followed him into a trap by following him low and fast over the fields toward a grove of trees. Hidden strategically behind the woods, was a collection of catapults, hastily constructed by the Home Guard from available parts. They were loaded with dumplings from a nearby pub, and lauched into the path of the oncoming aircraft. Unfortunately, their timing was a bit off. The Third Reich's finest received a lethal dose of leftovers, but sadly Randy's Spit also collected a windscreen-full , sending him off blindly into the trees. Luckily he survived with only the knee injury; the ME-109's were not as fortunate. He was rescued from the debris and carried in triumph...(clears throat)...to a nearby home where he was well cared for until he recovered. By then the war was over, and he returned to his native Kentucky, where he continued his lifelong goal of crossing bourbon with the water from the Fountain of Youth....
 Don
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Cats: Clio, Inky, Sheba, Sparky, Rocky, Cali, Scooter
3 cars: 02 SVT Focus, 2012 Versa...2015 Fiat 500
currently SVX-less
1 wife ("She, who must be obeyed..")
"One advantage of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries"
Last edited by SVXphile; 04-15-2003 at 07:08 PM.
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