[Aredubjay]

Originally posted by oneothefewproud
This one might be a long one guys. Sorry.

Call the Subaru Dealer and talk with the Asst. Sales Mgr.
Wayne: I have an SVX and a monster Excursion to sell.
Him: No Problem we can work something out
Wayne: Heres the specifics of the 2 cars
Him: No Problem
Wayne: Will you take a promise to pay until March 2002.
Him: NO Problem just bring in your contract
Wayne's Wife: Are you sure
Ring: Mr Sales guy are you 100% Sure we can do that
Him: YES Sir.
Wayne: Cus it's 45 mins to the dealership and I dont want to waste yours or mine time
Him: No problem Sir.
Wayne Waife and Youngest 1 1/2 get in the cars.

At Dealership.
Wayne: Nice Outback JJ Bean addition.
Him: Lets take it for a wuick spin.
Wayne's Wife: Daughter had accendent in pants. Oooops forgot diaper bag. need to make this quick
Him: No Problem quick test drive

Wayne: Nice drive lets make a deal
Him: Great 24K for the Truck, 2k for the svx and 3k cash back.
Wayne: What are you nuts
Him: But Wayne you are 10k upside down on truck. You paid too much for it.
Wayne: No s**t Sherlock.
Him: Payments are good for you.
Wayne: Yes that sounds good
Wayne's Wife: How much longer we've been here for 2 hours.
Him: 2 mins tops just have to go through finance.
Wayne: good

Finance:
Yada Yada Yada Yada sign sign sign copy copy copy

Everything is signed but 1 piece of paper.
Finance: Promise to pay. 30 days.
Wayne: WHAT!?!?!
Thats not what HIM said.
Finance: Hang on wait here
HIM: I never told you that
Wayne: Blood presure through the roof
Yelling screaming ranting (imagine)
Right in his face. me 6-4 Him short
Pointing finger at him and he can not look me in the eye

Wayne: Why is there nothing in the contract for the SVX. Zero nada. take it off my hands. How nice of them.
Wayne: You got 5 mins to rip up contract and get owner in here.
Wayne: Walks back to show room throws open door and yells at receiptionist. Get whoever owns this place in here NOW.
Poor girl. Scared the C**p out of her.

Wayne: More yelling. He completly lied to us. why would I have brought my wife and child all this way if I explicedly asked these questions
Owner: He would never have agreed to that.
Wayne: But he did. I asked him.
Owner: I am not calling you a liar
Wayne: Yes you are.
Wayne: I will NEVER set foot in here again.
Owner: Can I help you with your stuff (Baby Seat) to the car
Wayne: HELL no


The sad part is. I own a Subabru and they treated me that way. I can not even begin to believe them. This is so unexceptable it's not even remotly funny.

So the next day I went to BMW and have a great deal going on a 98 528i. I will let you know how that goes.

Ciao
Wayne

PS. See I told you it was long.

2 words: "Mini Recorder." For legal purposes, tell the salesman you're recording your conversation. That'll cut out all the BS. If he won't deal with you, go somewhere else (that goes with phone as well as "in person" conversations). They'll act offended and ask "don't you trust me." To which you answer, "No, I trusted the last two salesmen. That's why I'm using the recorder now."