so i was cruising in the general direction of my job the other day and i saw a "hooked-up" accord sedan.. rims, bodykit, stickers, the works.. it was white and looked pretty nice, as far as riced hondas go..

i pulled closer to his rear end and noticed a rather large discolored spot above the rather large exhaust pipe.. i sort of scratched my head in curiousity.. what would discolor an otherwise clean car? then he romped on the gas and everything immediately became clear as a HUGE cloud of black smoke spilled out his fart-pipe.. i laughed for a good five minutes.. he had "trucker stain" ALL OVER his back bumper..

i think that if you're going to go for the "clean car" look, you should start UNDER the hood and work your way out..

-adam