Thanks everyone for making such a big deal out of this. Originally I was just blowing off steam, but now I can see where it is a legitimate issue in a car that gets so many parts swapped around.
Much as I might like to go the Dr. Evil route, I think I'll take my chances with the legal one and take my chances with the results.
http://www.dmv.state.pa.us/forms/veh...ingForms.shtml
I'll update the thread when I have more.