Well... I made it out alive. Worst part is we were at one of those outlet malls so she thinks everything is cheap and she should buy it becuase its such a good deal. I am really exaggerating there because she is very responsible with cash and I own a redicous money pit of a turbocharged SVX she puts up with. I rather enjoy complaining in a manly fashion though.
Food court was out...since it was at an outlet mall. I found a "tool outlet" full of crap reject seconds. It was entertaining for 15 minutes tops.
I did do some googling. I found this really sweet tshirt. Based on the customer reviews and success people have had, I think it will help me get into teh 12's.
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00...SIN=B000NZW3IY
P.S. SSSVX, I carried all the bags and told her she looked pretty!