I posted this in the Political thread, but since many do not read that I decided to put it here to since it is a bit humorous.
Subject: The Burglar
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around,
looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD player to place in his
sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying, "Jesus
is watching you."
He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze.
When he heard nothing more after a while, he shook his head, promised
himself a vacation after the next big score, then clicked his flashlight
on and began searching for more valuables.
Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear
as a bell he heard, "Jesus is watching you."
Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the
source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight
beam came to rest on a parrot.
"Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot.
"Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, I'm Moses and I'm just
trying to warn you"!
The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world, Are you?"
"Moses," replied the bird.
"Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people
Would name a bird Moses?"
"The kind of people who named their Rottweiler "Jesus"
Enjoy the rest of your day
Lee