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Message to UK citizens:
After the US takeover, the following rules will be implemented-
1. you will all learn to use a toothbrush and toothpaste.
2. you will be instructed how to make food - blood and entrails are to be thrown away or fed to animals.
3. soccer will be removed - kicking a ball around a giant field for hours with a final score of 1-0 is not entertaining, but old vdeos are allowed as sleep remedies.
4. cricket will also be removed - WTF is that all about?
5. the Queen and the other royalty will be given real jobs.
6. men won't be allowed to wear skirts anymore.
7. Elizabeth Hurley will be encouraged to wear short skirts, however.
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Alan
1987 928 S4 (Black) SOLD! 
1997 SVX LSi (Ebony) SOLD!
2005 Legacy GT (Silver) [Cobb Stg 2+] SOLD!
1987 928 S4 (Black) SOLD!
2005 Forester XT Premium (Crystal Gray Metallic) SOLD!
2008 Lancer Evolution X MR (Apex Silver) [Cobb Stg 1+]
2015 Outlander Sport 2.4GT AWD (Mercury Gray)
2013 G37xS (Obsidian Black)
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