Merry Christmas Will!
Sorry about your problem. I found this form several years ago and in the past I received great assistance from outstanding people that were also knowledgeable people... here to help!
Time changes everything, and for a variety of reasons, most have moved on.
After reading over the reply's on this thread a couple of times, I would highly recommend that you do yourself a favor and get your car to a dealer and get it checked out...
Be specific about just diagnosing the failure to start. Probably would charge one hour labor.
This is exactly what I would do.
Keith