[Mr. Pockets]

Okay, I thought at first that the dude with the Astra had problems, but the longer it went on the more I figured this car has to make him money somehow. Please tell me it does.

Just lie to me if you have to. I can't go on thinking somebody is that sick.

$20,000 car wax? Come on. That's like the audiophile nuts who buy clever little clocks.

I like a good detailing, but spending three months on it?

Edit: Oh, right. He put on the bigger rear sway bar for 'high speed stability.' Come on. Like that car's ever going to get out of the frigging garage. He's a polisher, not a driver.