Senility
THE SENILITY PRAYER - Just for us old f**ts
God grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones that I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference.
Now that I'm 'older (but refuse to grow up), here's what I've
discovered:
ONE - I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
TWO - My wild oats have turned into prunes and All Bran.
THREE - I finally got my head together; now my body is falling apart.
FOUR - Funny, I don't remember being absent minded...
FIVE - All reports are in; life is now officially unfair.
SIX - If all is not lost, where is it?
SEVEN - It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.
EIGHT- Some days you're the dog; some days you're the hydrant.
NINE - I wish the buck stopped here; I sure could use a few...
TEN - Kids in the back seat cause accidents.
ELEVEN - Accidents in the back seat cause kids.
TWELVE - It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
THIRTEEN - Only time the world beats a path to your door is when
you're in the bathroom.
FOURTEEN - If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them at my knees.
FIFTEEN - When I'm finally holding all the cards, why does everyone decide to play chess?
SIXTEEN - It's not hard to meet expenses... they're everywhere.
SEVENTEEN - The only difference between a rut and a grave is the
depth.
EIGHTEEN - These days, I spend a lot of time thinking about the
hereafter...I go somewhere to get something and then wonder what I'm here after.
NINETEEN - UNABLE TO REMEMBER IF I HAVE POSTED THIS OR NOT AND DOUBT IF SOME OF YOU CAN EITHER.
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Colin
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