THE MOTORSPORT ELISE RACES ARE THE BIGGEST LYING SACKS OF DUNG EVER MADE! BOYCOTT THAT STUPID RACE AND ALL OF ITS CRAP!

Oh yeah, sure, I've got a fully modded motorsport elise with all the goodies, but I can BARELY pass the stock ones... and oh yeah, they can seemingly have super sticky tires for all 10 laps, while I have to run hard slicks in back and mediums up front to make it last that long, and oh yeah did I mention these pieces of **** can't even turn!?

I HATE THOSE STUPID ELISES.

- Ca$h