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Originally posted by svxxx26
What was it, the "Golden Tater"? (mounted on a zebrawood base of course)
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Absolutely not, you must have missed it on the teevee! They awarded a golden tooth to Ken-tuck-ee, one of the few rare items there. Once a month the tooth goes to another county and the proud recipient gets to wear it and perhaps if he/she likes corn, bite on that there cob o' corn. The unfortunate thing is that the gold tooth is made of a somewhat soft gold, 14 carat or less, so that the tooth will wear down way too fast for the families there to all be able to use it.
On a side note, you really don't need a tooth to eat Spam. I can't prove it and I'm not sure if Road and Track can verify it, but I *think* that Spam was invented for Ken-tuck-ee residents. What I may do with all my spare time is to drive my AWS SVX down to the "Liberry" and research the claim.
Laff, I thought I'd die!