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Old 04-13-2006, 01:53 PM
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Joke of the day

Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office.....but she belonged to
someone else...

One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, "I'll give
you a $100 if you let me have you...."

The girl said "NO."

Johnny said, "I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down
and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up."

She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her
boyfriend.

So she called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend says ask
him for $200, pick up the money very fast, he won't even be able to get his
pants down.

So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour goes by and the
boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call.

Finally after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks what happened......

She said "The bastard used coins!"
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