www.shipoffools.com

Anyone ever checked out this website? I just saw it for the first time this morning, and am currently having fun with the Biblical Curse Generator at http://www.shipoffools.com/curses/index.html

"Lost for a smart remark to see off your enemies? Unable to deliver that killer insult? Put an end to unscriptural restraint with the amazing Biblical Curse Generator, which is pre-loaded with blistering smackdowns as delivered by Elijah, Jeremiah and other monumentally angry saints. Simply click the button below, and smite your foes with a custom-made curse straight out of the Old Testament!"

Just got this curse:
Harken, O ye incompetent tax-collector, for you will be swallowed by a whale with excessively bad breath!

(I almost feel like checking the Bible to see where that quote actually comes from )