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Old 04-15-2002, 09:28 PM
alacrity024
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alright, here are some common questions. I've provided answers which I feel are the most appropriate.

Q: "What kind of car is that?"
A: "#$*% you."

Q: "What's with those windows?"
A: "$*&@ you."

Q: "Does it go fast?"
A: "$(%* you."

Q: "Dual exhausts on a four-cylinder??"
A: "$(%* you, it's a flat-six."

Q: "No really, does it go fast?"
A: "No really, $*@& you."

Q: "What year is that?"
A: "$*#* you."

Q: "What's the displacement on the motor?"
A: "$(#* you."

Q: "Can I sit in it?"
A: "#(&% you. no."

Q: "What did it cost?"
A: "$*$& you."

This might explain why I never do well at car shows. I suggest reading one of the FAQ's and maybe even printing a copy out to take with you for reference. Also a neat idea would be to find a cutaway drawing of the engine and bring a copy of that.. SVX has one of the coolest engines I've seen in awhile.. Be prepared to explain why it's not a five-speed..

-Adam
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