Still waiting to hear yours.
And so; Capitalist=Shady=OK?? Now I understand.
On a lighter note:
Funnyman Bill Maher to W (who would be funny
if he wasn't President):
Dear George:
This job can't be fun for you anymore. There's
no more money to spend;
you've used up all of that. You can't start
another war, because you've
also used up the Army. And now, darn the luck,
the rest of your term has
become the Bush Family nightmare: helping poor
people. Listen to your
mom. The cupboard's bare, the credit card's
maxed out, and no one's
speaking to you. Mission Accomplished!
Now, it's time to do what you've always done
best: lose interest and
walk away.
Like you did w/ your military service, and the
oil company, and the
baseball team. It's time, time to move on to
try the next fantasy job.
How 'bout cowboy or spaceman?
Now, I know what you're saying. You're say
that there's so many other
things that you, as president, could involve
yourself in. Please don't.
I know, I know, there's a lot left to do.
There's war with Venezuela and
eliminating the sales tax on yachts, turning
the space program over to
the church, and Social Security to Fannie Mae,
giving embryos the vote,
but ... but, sir, none of that is going to
happen. Why?
Because you govern like Billy Joel drives.
You've performed so poorly,
I'm surprised you haven't given yourself a
medal. You're a catastrophe
that walks like a man. Herbert Hoover was a
****ty president but even he
never conceded an entire metropolis to rising
water and snakes.
On your watch, we've lost almost all of our
allies, the surplus, four
airliners, two Trade Centers, a piece of the
Pentagon, and the city of
New Orleans. Maybe you're just not lucky!
I'm not saying you don't love this country;
I'm just wondering how much
worse it could be if you were on the other
side. So, yes, God does speak
to you, and what He's saying is, "Take a
hint"
"Would be funny if he wasn't President."
Too true.
Glenn