...but I can do a damn good impression in a pinch.
No more than 45min ago, I got run off the highway by an 18-wheeler. I was passing him at about 75, and he decides to pass the truck in front of him. I had nowhere to go except into the grass. So there I was, in the grass, on about a 45 degree hill, doing about 75. I tried to let off and stop, out of fear I was going to hit something I couldn't see in the tall grass, but every time I let off, the rear end started to come around. So, I held it for about 200yds or so, until I could get back onto the road. Then I caught back up to him and called him into the Staties.
I just thank the heavens for AWD.
But now I need to have it checked out professionally to make sure the SVX is okay. The ride was rather bumpy.
"The whole F'in world's against me dude, I swear!"