Well, I got lucky in that my parents have an extra car that they were willing to let me borrow for a few days. The night I got stuck on the project, a snow storm rolled in and I've been working 10-8 shifts since then. I finally got the water pump out but not after breaking the rear timing belt cover. It's got some epoxy on it now and I'm pretty sure it'll stay put.
Now I've got the car jacked up and I'm gonna stick a screwdriver in the flywheel to crank that pulley back down. That tool looks really cool though Matt, alot better than the POS that Subaru provides.
I think the most fustrating part was that I left my brand new cell phone on the bumper of my parents car when I took it down to the dealership.
Thanks for all the help guys!