Not only did we get up to change the channel (and adjust the horizontal hold), but there were only three channels. And you forgot the part about having to bust firewood and slop the hogs every morning before setting off to school in the snow. Uphill. Both ways.
I've never heard of PB Blaster and
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d it to confirm my guess. Dad taught me to use WD-40.
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