.... any vibration or noise that is out of the ordinary makes you panic over the possibility of tranny trouble

.... your work schedule somehow coinsides with the local police shift changes

... you have found the most curvatious possible way to work

... when driving something non-SVX you look at the windows like something important is missing


and on the headbanging note i have only hit my head once, that was when i was getting into the passanger seat too fast