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Old 12-14-2001, 02:42 PM
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Talking Re: Invest for the long termite be best...

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Originally posted by SVXphile
<My stock broker, Morgan Stanley Fairchild, told me to put my money in "Investment Insects">

An insider tip; Morgan Stanley Fairchild is about to have a raid.
Illegal insider trading has raised a black flag over their operations. The government has been orkin hard to uncover the facts, and their little deal is about to be terminx'ed. Pest not to be involved with those folks right now, if you you don't mind me bugging you about it. Don
Investment/infestment... pretty similar now that you mention it.
I should have known you guys would fly off the handle.
Ron.
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