[Ron Mummert]

Quite an accomplishment. Let's look to the future at 40,000 posts & 4,000 threads. OK, everybody, close your eyes & dream.

... Aredub reinstalls the Legacy tranny, because no more "genuine" SVX trannys exist. Paints car in school bus y****w to protest SOA.

... Larry the third's secret bid of 10K on the Red 181 mile SVX won, because all other bidders couldn't scrape up the cash. It's parked under a plastic bubble in the back yard. Rosie is forbidden from touching it. It now has 187 miles on the clock. One ding now present from wayward golf ball.

...oneofthefewproud's bills now tally 20K, but "it ain't over 'til it's over".

...SVXcess swapped the entire interior for an authentic Japanese right hand drive set up. Also replaced the grill with one from a '54 Buick.

...SVXphile sucessfully installed a 5 inch telescope on the dash, but drove the car into a ravine while chasing the Pliedes. Is now trying to buy jrollin's newly refurbed '92 with the Level 11 tranny.

...I finally got that VW Vanagon engine installed & now getting 45 mpg, & 0-60 in 5 minutes. Tranny is totally relaxed.

... Chris discovered a way to make all Windows based & Apple computers share compatible software, bought out MicroSoft, & purchased all remaining SVX's still available. Bill Gates couldn't be happier as chosen caretaker in charge of the daily waxing of the fleet.

Bzzzzzzz... Oh crap, it's Larry's alarm again.
Ron.