[Mr. Pockets]

Originally posted by Landshark
when i delivered pizza my first year of college, i had a CB with a PA output and a Radio Shack horn speaker mounted in my grille. i always had to go down this main road where bicyclists were everywhere, held up traffic, and were a general pain in the ass.

i used to turn on the PA and yell "HEY YOU A*****E!!!! GET OFF THE F*****G ROAD BEFORE I RUN YOUR A** OVER!!!!" it worked well, and scared the living crap outta these snobby ****s who thought they owned the road in their ritzy neighborhood.

worked good for people who didn't use turn signals, too.

Grrr...