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Old 09-03-2001, 03:22 PM
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Re: Bad Jokes & Puns - COMPLETELY Off Topic

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Originally posted by svxter
Here's a trio for you.

1. What is the interval of time between when you slip on a banana peel, and you hit the ground?

Half past wondering


2. If you drink a light beer once a day for 365.25 days, what you do have?

Definitely not an Irishman

3. What is the ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter?

Snow pie

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