Just found this one on a bag of REALLY horrible tasting Chinese candy:
"Because modernists have partiality for a limited variety of food and anorexia. The product used "LeXiaoYao" arhat fruit prescription of tradition, assimilate savageness fruit ingredient, epurate crank out by modernization technique. It can refreshing, being clear in mind, digest stimulate the appetite accrue saliva and stop thirsty. aftertaste infinitude, It adapt to old and young. It is ealthiness perfect gift in the four seasons.
Using method: use it directly or commingle it with water. (If the surface show white, it is normal, it can be used.)"
