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Old 07-20-2003, 04:47 AM
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Re: Re: Funny English translation

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Originally posted by Ron Mummert
Durian is a type of fruit that is popular here in Thailand for some odd reason. It does not taste too bad, but the smell of it can be best described as dirty, sweaty socks soaked in vomit. For that reason, consumption of Durian is generally not permitted in public places...

Hmmm..... I "smell" another Ripimoff Industries marketing opportunity.

"BOX 'O DURIAN. "So tasty, you puke BEFORE you drink". "Quickly make room for more Durian"! "Always in good taste". Hotel approved package design. Look for box with smiling Buddah holding nose.

Ron (Yum... Fruit that smells like Shaq's jockstrap...It's GOTTA be good stuff)! [/B][/QUOTE]

Ron, Rufus

If it smells that bad before you eat it, just think of the possibilities if you ferment it, and make some headjuice from it!

We could use Ron's marketing wing, Ripimoff Inc, to sell it on the Clear Conscience basis;

"Don't feel bad about getting plastered and hurling chunks; with Durian XXX, everybody hurls "

We could get REM to endorse. they have a song that fits....

Joe
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