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You Old Bugger
Ron The Ripper,
Ripimoff Industries Very Ltd.
Way Out Back,
SOMEPLACE.
Dear sir,
Reference Cranky Pulleys.
I have noticed your charming advertisements. Could you please advise as to whether you can supply a cranky pulley for my Ôrod which will give me lots of horsepower and specify how many horses I will have to harness to my Ôrod. I will probably need a swingletree do you have these as well as the plow chains also required ?
Yours faithfully,
M. Maniac Esqu.
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Trevor, New Zealand.
As a child, on cold mornings I gladly stood in cowpats to warm my bare feet, but I detest bull$hit! 
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