Weird ass dream
 

ok, don't blame me, and I know everything in it is wrong, but I'm just telling it like it was:

I had this dream that I met a lot of you guys, I guess it was at a meet or something. Anyway, Lwin, I met you, and instead of being asian you were a pot bellied white guy with a mullet. You were selling the calendars, only like half of hte pictures weren't even SVXs. Kelli, I met you (only you looked way different), and low and behold you actually didn't strangle me. HEre's the oddest part: Kelli didn't have an SVX, she had a ford escort! HahA. :D Oh yeah, and I met Aredub and he was really old, and dressed in a toga. >shrug<

Then the dream took another weird turn and I was in outerspace or something, I really don't remember it. HEh.

Anyway.

- Ca$h

Either you need professional help, or you should stop sniffing glue.

:D :D :D

His mother has probably been spiking his baby formula with some hard eggnog. He's way too young to ever have sampled the glue we grew up with.

Re: Weird ass dream
 

i'm glad you think of me:rolleyes: does your girlfriend know about this? what did i do if i didn't strangle you??

Kelli

I told her when I woke up this morning. But I have no idea, you were mad you didn't have an SVX and you hated your Escort. It was magenta. HEhehe.

- Ca$h

I wasn't sure if this was a dream about weird asses, or a weird dream about asses, or a weird-ass (hyphenated) dream. :D :rolleyes:

If Kelli didn't strangle you, and she drove an Escort, it was definitely a dream. The part about Aredub could have been real, though. ;)

<<a mullet>>

What did I do with it? Humm.. I should go get me a mullet for the meets. Hit people's cars with it. *evil grin*

L

umm... ha. ha?

Mike :D

Lwin, in this context, a mullet isn't a fish. It's a haircut, favored by rednecks (e.g., Billy Ray Cyrus) and lesbians.

Short on top, long in the back.

mmm...mullets
 

You say it as if there was a difference between the two :D

Here is a link that Lwin and anyone else who loves to laugh at a mullet head should visit:
http://www.mulletsgalore.com/
Best place is the classifications area. It is so true! :D:D:p

Example -
minitruckmullet: Thought to be extinct in 1994, and usually too wily to be caught on camera, the minitruckmullet is a rare sighting indeed. The minitruckmullet has only the bottom part of his hairline on the base of his neck long.

The preferred attire of this species is Oakley Razorblade sunglasses, a turtleneck shirt with a gold cross and chain (hanging proudly), accompanied by tight fitting Guess? jeans.

The vehicle owned by the minitruckmullet almost always has a lame slogan airbrushed on the tailgate ("U Snooz, U Looz," "Teal Dream" etc.) and a "No Fear," "Fear This," or Calvin Pissing sticker.



Mulletude: 6

Aggressiveness: 7

Hobbies: cruising the Taco Bell parking lot at lunch time for high school chicks, annoying everyone in the neighborhood with their insipid car alarms, bumpin' the treble.

Sightings: performance auto parts stores, the mall.

Favorite Band: Vanilla Ice

The "Camaro Mullet"
 

Not to keep it semi-off topic but here is another one about one we can all recognise :D

CamaroMullet: The CamaroMullet used to have full reign over the mullet brethren, but that was back in the 70's and 80's. This species has fallen from grace since, but can still be seen enjoying NASCAR events and shopping at Kragen, or up in the attic cooking up crank. Distinguishing features include: a molester mustache (peach fuzzy), tight-fitting acid wash jeans, and an ever-present key ring hanging from the belt loop.

Feel the mulletude emanating through your computer screen from this rare pic.

It is not recommended you confront the CamaroMullet, for they are very aggressive and cannot be hurt (this might be due to the frequent use of methamphetamines, angel dust, etc.).

Mulletude: 10

Aggressiveness: 10

Hobbies: primering cars, bar fights, picking scabs, losing teeth.

Sightings: Kragen, Grand Auto, working on a Camaro on their front lawn.

Favorite Band: AC DC

Re: mmm...mullets
 

Johnny, I thought there was a possibility I might have stepped into something by saying what I did, but after what you just posted, I am home absolutely free! THANK YOU!!!! THANK YOU!!!! THANK YOU!!!! :D :D

The really sad part is seeing little boys condemned to mullethood by their parents' lack of taste. Should be grounds for child abuse charges. :rolleyes:

there are alot of Mulletheads in Pittsburgh. you'll see the "Cape of Courage" often around here - usually in an IROC Camaro (the official car of mulletdom). the local rock station even had a regular parody (Mullet Talk). get out your Krokus records! :D

Re: Re: mmm...mullets
 

That's what I'm here for, Dick, to take the heat for being an insensitive jerk :D I'd be happy to take the heat for your lack of sensitivity ;)

And I totally agree with you about the children. Poor, unfortunate souls. Scarred for lifefrom their parent's lack of style. Poor little Joe Dirts...

I have deemed Gatlinburg, Tn to be the mullet capital of the US. In one 3 beer sitting on a second story bar balcony Kim and I spotted 37 mullets including 3 femlets (the female version wearing a mullett)
We always play the mullet game at bars (first one to spot a mullet doesn't pay for drinks)

In my hometown the camaro has been officially renamed the mullet.

In my younger days, I proudly sported a mullet.