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; You got to love this guy... This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University . It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especiall y wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception. As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party was an envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope. Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them. for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, 'F---you!' Then he turned to his bride and said, 'F--- you!' Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, 'I'm outta here.' He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning. While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong. His revenge--making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300-guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members. This guy has balls the size of church bells. Do you think we might get a MasterCard 'priceless' commercial out of this? Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and friends: $32,000. Wedding photographs commemorating the Occasion: $3,000 Deluxe two-week honeymoon accommodations in Maui : $8,500. The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride humping the best man: Priceless. There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's MASTERCARD A Mastercard Wedding 'Life isn't like a bowl of cherries or peaches, it's more like a jar of Jalapenos--what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow......' |
He got his later when he got some "tainted" food at the Olive Garden! ;)
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Ive always wondered why they called him the "best man":lol: Better than being married for a while THEN finding out-like myself(and she got the SVX)"quietly kicking myself":mad:
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:lol: http://www.snopes.com/weddings/embarrass/bothered.asp did you hear about the man who died in his sleep, poisoned by his own farts? true story - i heard it on the internets. |
SVX92-97, why do you keep posting junk emails on the SVX forums? Are you the sort of person who believes these stories and feels the need to pass them on, or are you just trolling? Do you sell v1agr.a too?
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B3lha, are you the sort of person who has to comment on everything they see or read. Seems you read everything but my number of posts.:rolleyes: If you need V1agra, id be glad to hook you up with a supplier in your area. Read on if you must:rolleyes:
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In fact, you would be hard pressed to find something new. |
No more Junk, I promise!
If its new to me, than that should tell ya that I dont go surfing for junk. Ive been surfing since the Millenium:rolleyes::eek::lol:
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I figured you would know a v1agr4 supplier.:p |
WOW, :lol:
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Eh, i'm sure not everyone has seen it, some don't get out as much as others. True or not, it's still a pretty good read first time through it.
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