The Subaru SVX World Network - Hijack this thread: The Sequel!!

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- Not Exactly SVX (https://www.subaru-svx.net/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=27)

- - Hijack this thread: The Sequel!! (https://www.subaru-svx.net/forum/showthread.php?t=14244)

sorry Kelli, you were posting to fast - I didn't mean to get in the way. I think you should try again, it's a worthy goal. I promise not to try and screw it up again, but then again sometimes....

Yeah, I'm bummed that I am away from home. I don't get to go on ambulance calls out here, and they are getting some good ones. Just yesterday they flew someone out by chopper....

It sure didn't take long for this new replacement thread to show up. It will never replace the one we lost.

It had a lot of history. :)

What kind of car?
Well its’ an SVX.
What’s that a Porsche?
No it’s a Ferrari.
Yeah. See the windows?
Yup
That makes it a Ferrari.
Oh.
It’s got Quad turbos too.
No way!
Yes one for each pair pistons,
double acting pistons.
An eight?
Yes but not just any eight.
It’s an inverted flat eight.
Lots of torque.
Really?
Yup 690 foot-pounds
Or is that pound feet?
I don’t know.
Me neither.
What are these stars for?
That’s the emblem from the secret Ferrari plant.
Gee that’s cool.
How fast is it?
Over 300 mph.
You drive that?
Yup everyday to work.
You get tickets?
Just from the cleaners.
No not that kind of ticket.
I meant speeding tickets.
Or those yeah I got one for 27 in a 25.
I got off cause the officer was drunk.
What’s that?
That duct work?
Yeah
Oh that takes the cold air from the AC
And dumps it into the turbo.
Why?
Extra 100 hp when it’s on.
Oh no
Yup
Faster?
Yup
400
Gets me to work in 10 minutes.
Wow cool.
Yup it’s a “special car”
Gets 50 MPG.
No way
Oh yes
It has special regenerative turbine wheels.
Stores energy from the passing slip stream
of the induced boundary layer
between the tire and the road.
That sounds advanced.
Yeah Rob it is.
No BS here to worry about.
It also has a cryogenic brake cooling system.
The car stops from 500 to 0 in 30 seconds.
Oh come on that’s BS.
Oh yeah you caught me.
31 seconds.
Yeah that’s better.
The only problem is the gas.
Gas what do you mean?
The cryogenic gas or liquid is LNG.
What’s LNG?
Liquid Natural Gas
It’s colder than ICE.
So that’s good for brakes?
Yeah But bad when the lines break
And the rotors are hot.
Leaves a huge flame behind the car.

Muhahahahaaaaaaaa It's working! It can never replace the old one, but it will be just as fun I'm sure! It's like the early days of the original all over again! :D

I was one of the few that actually read all 4000 or whatever posts in the old one. Only because I happened to see it the first day and just stick with it every day. It would be impossible to try to read it all if you came in even a couple weeks late.

I also lost a ton of post count in the tragedy, I think I was #2 top poster in that thread. :(

Of course the last several months I haven't really cared about post count, it's all about quality, not quantity! :D

Nick may love Google more than Doug, but I OWN Google! :cool:

Hmm the intentional double post....I'm not dealing with ameteurs anymore....

I don't approve of threads like these.

My wife bought a vase at Pier 1 the other day. It was tall and had a very small footprint. I told her it would probably fall over and break before long.

Guess what happened? It fell over and broke the very next day.

She put it back together with Elmer's Glue. It looks like it was broken and then put back together with Elmer's Glue.

How can I get rid of it without anyone noticing?

HijackThis is a nice program. Useful for troubleshooting. Download it here:

http://mjc1.com/mirror/hjt/

That is the most relevant hijack you can have I think.

I still don't approve of threads like these.