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SVXtra 07-19-2005 07:14 PM

Anyone know where I can purchase a flex coil for a Hyper Dimensional Resonator?
 
The Hyper Dimensional Resonator

http://www.futurehorizons.net/hyp.gif





The Hyper Dimensional Resonator is one of the most advanced instruments of its kind in the world. It's operating theory is based on the old Psychotropic two-dialer some of us used as far back as the late 60s. It is primarily designed as an astral projection/time machine and unlimited white light generator. The unit comes with a witness cell [In case of memory loss,a common problem in older hippies] a two stage rubbing plate,multidimensional stabilizer,optional multi-stage inverter,optional night light [for those afraid of the dark],clear switch,9 volt battery,manual choke with pull-handle,power switch,time-coil inverter and,of course, a piece of crap Mark III twin stage flex coil. The flex coils appear to be the weak link. Ever since they started buying the piece of junk Mark III flex coils from China;just to save a few bucks. I'm sure most of you can understand my frustration. For some strange reason, I have had nothing but trouble with mine. I long for the good old days of reasonably reliable Mark II coils that were made in Japan. My trans dimensional sonic-hyperdimensonal resonator is one of only three of its kind in the world,that I am aware of. If you have ever had difficulties astral projecting then this device can help you to succeed;if I let you borrow it,that is. But I use mine strictly as a research tool you understand.

Operational Procedures

The unit works similar to a late 60s vintage radionic unit. The two dials are tuned radiologically to the date and time you wish to travel to. The time coil headband sends the vibrational energy of that time into your third eye. After this is done for 5-10 minutes, you meditate and your astral body should be transported to the date and time you chose. If you have done the procedure on a grid point or vortex, you may even be physically transported in time.Its worked wonders for me over the last few years.

Beav 07-19-2005 08:22 PM

I think his main problem with reliability lies in the fact that he needs to locate the copper plates slightly lower, about 6" down and between his thighs should do the trick.

And everyone thought the correct spelling was 'Chakra' when it is actually 'Shockra'.

:rolleyes: :D

SVXtra 07-19-2005 08:50 PM

I think I'm going to sell my HDR on e-bay. I've been having some reliability issues as of late. Such as the time, I re-energized when my flex coil was slightly out of sync. And I found myself at a KKK rally in Selma Alabama circa; 1947. Trust me,that was not too cool. Or the time, I mistakenly installed the reserve power coupling in backward and wound up on the 30 yard line of a New England Patriots vs. Miami Dolphins football game! Thank goodness the teams were playing at the opposite end of the field when I materialized. But,it was quite embarrassing at the time to say the least. I suppose, I could increase the voltage from 9 VDC to 120 VAC but I really don't like the idea of the extra long extension cord that would be needed. My only real question is, why does Mr. Gibbs [the inventor] insist on installing late 20th century Chinese components on a time machine that was not invented until 2375? And just to give you an idea of the poor overall quality of the components used in the HDR. I opened up the trans warp fibulator several days ago and found the power coupling controlled by a circuit board stamped "Atari Games Systems Copyright 1983". The only real solution I can see is to use dilithium crystals. But they won't be discovered for about another four hundred years. And will be used mostly to power the warp engines in Star Ships.

Andy 07-20-2005 12:57 AM

Good news. You can buy one here

Budfreak 07-20-2005 04:16 AM

OH MY GOD! are you ****ing serious??!!

msvx95 07-20-2005 05:04 AM

Flippin' Sweet......I've built like infinity of those things at summer camp..........lol

SubaSteevo 07-20-2005 07:26 AM

Where do you put the crystals?

Noir 07-20-2005 11:54 AM

I don't want to time travel, I want to take over the world.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...sPageName=WDVW

Curses! Someone outbid me. :mad:

Landshark 07-20-2005 12:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Noir
I don't want to time travel, I want to take over the world.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...sPageName=WDVW

Curses! Someone outbid me. :mad:

i like the Donk5000 model better.

Noir 07-20-2005 12:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Landshark
i like the Donk5000 model better.

<neighs loudly and stamps hoof.>

Landshark 07-20-2005 12:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Noir
<neighs loudly and stamps hoof.>

you can't beat the features - sugar cube dispenser and hay baler attachment. <hee-HAW!>

SubaSteevo 07-20-2005 12:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Noir
I don't want to time travel, I want to take over the world.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...sPageName=WDVW

Curses! Someone outbid me. :mad:

That's hard to do...there's 0 bids :p :D ;) :rolleyes:

red95svx 07-20-2005 01:52 PM

I can't believe people buy this crap! Look at the sellers history (for the HDR, not the robot contraption). $200 for a box with some lights and switches?? It's probably built from $15 worth of stuff from Radio Shack!!





Dave

SVXtra 07-20-2005 02:31 PM

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It's probably built from $15 worth of stuff from Radio Shack!!

Only the Deluxe model of the HDR uses parts purchased from Radio Shack and Wal-Mart on occasion. I purchased the standard model which is based on parts mainly derived from Atari 7800 video game systems;especially in its main control circuit. You can't beat mid 80s Japanese electrical components for reliability.



Quote:

Where do you put the crystals?
Dilithium crystals must be carefully placed within the reinforced containment chamber of the sonic-transducer. Its also a good idea to wear [according to page 78 of the owners manual] heavy rubber gloves, dark safety goggles and attach a good electrical earth ground to your body.




http://i21.ebayimg.com/03/i/04/77/ea/f8_1_b.JPG


And some people will buy anything. Where is the back-up battery pack? Where is the trans-warp regeneration switch? Where is the manual choke? I can't believe the junk some people will try to sell on e-Bay.

Earthworm 07-20-2005 02:52 PM

...lets do the time warp agaaaiiiinnnn.


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