Scrapes inflicted, points lost.
 

Yes I did it. I backed my wife's '06 Outback into my '94 SVX. A driveway crash. Ouch. The damage to the vehicles was far smaller that the loss of the accumulated "marital points".

I hate it when that happens.

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Sorry to hear about the accident, but I didn't really get the link between a small material mistake and "marital points".

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Wife feels warm due to the weather. Husband install air conditioner. Husband gets points. Wife wants room painted. Husband paints. Husband gets more points. Husband scrapes wife car. Points go to 0. Start all over.

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That happens to me same time every month no matter how many points I accumulate :rolleyes:

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New Element Discovered

Element Name: Woman
Periodic Chart Symbol: Wo
Discoverer: Adam
Atomic Mass: Generally accepted as 110 lbs., but known to vary from 80 to 4000 lbs.
Occurrence: Copious quantities in all urban areas.

Physical Properties
1. Surface usually covered with a painted film.
2. Boils with no provocation.
3. Freezes solid unexpectedly.
4. Melts if given special treatment.
5. Bitter if incorrectly used or ignored.
6. Yields to pressure applied to certain points.

Chemical properties
1. Has a great affinity for gold, silver, platinum and precious stones such as diamonds, rubies and sapphires among others.
2. Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.
3. May explode spontaneously without prior warning or reason.
4. Insoluble in liquids, but activity greatly increased by saturation in alcohol.
5. Most powerful money-reducing agent known to man.


Common Uses
1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports car.
2. Can be a great aid to relaxation.
3. Very effective cleaning agent.

Tests
1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in the natural state.
2. Turns green with envy when placed beside a better specimen.
3. Defies proper aging analysis techniques.

Hazards
1. Highly dangerous except in experienced hands.
2. Illegal to possess more than one at a time although several can be maintained at different locations as long as the specimens do not come into contact with each other.



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Very nice! :lol: