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Just got the funniest email ever!!!
Guys really i mean no offense to your president... I get like daily funny emails about him, but this one is the best ever!!! Sorry I mean no offense...
Here it goes: After numerous rounds of "We don't even know if Osama is still alive", Osama himself decided to send George Bush a letter in his own handwriting to let him know he was still in the game. Bush opened the letter and it appeared to contain a single line of coded message: 370HSSV-0773H Bush was baffled, so he e-mailed it to Condi Rice. Condi and her aides had no clue either, so they sent it to the FBI. No one could solve it at the FBI so it went to the CIA, then to the NSA. With no clue as to its meaning they eventually asked Britain's MI-6 for help. Within a minute MI-6 cabled the White House with this reply "Tell the President he's holding the message upside down". 370HSSV-0773H should read HELLO - ASSHOLE :D :D :D :D :D :D God I am still laughing.......................... hahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa |
lol, being an aussie, i can hardly speek about retarted leaders but i can soooo visualise that actually happen hahahahaha :D , seriously how did america vote him in for a second go?? is there something in him that the rest of the world doesnt see or is he realy as big a jackass as we see??
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I really don't want to open up a big political discussion here, but . . .
No one stepped up to run against him. We had a choice between a known bad (Bush) and an unknown ? (Kerry). Neither one could give a straight answer on any topic. I guess we hoped the guy who got us into trouble might have a way to get us back out? The good news is, we CAN'T elect Bush again. Unless his baby brother decides to run. |
Originally Posted by intelisevil
I really don't want to open up a big political discussion here, but . . . No one stepped up to run against him. We had a choice between a known bad (Bush) and an unknown ? (Kerry). Neither one could give a straight answer on any topic. I guess we hoped the guy who got us into trouble might have a way to get us back out? The good news is, we CAN'T elect Bush again. Unless his baby brother decides to run. Gosh, I can't let such a mighty fine opener get away from me. http://bestsmileys.com/excited/2.gif But in keeping with the lighter tone of this thread, I'll make it a musical post. I'm sure everyone remembers the theme song from "The Beverly Hillbillies". "The Ballad of Jed Clampett" Based on the performance by Paul Henning http://bestsmileys.com/cowboy1/12.gif "The Ballot of Jeb Bush" Parody by Robert J. Pagliaro Come and listen to my story about a man named Jeb Unknown son who left Brother Dub-a-ya for dead And then one day while eatin' with the 'rents Barbara said she wanted two pres-i-dents Both Bushes, that is. George and Dub-ya Well the next thing ya know little Jeb's on the go Kin folk said, "Jeb win it for your bro" Said Palm Beach is the place it ought to be So they loaded up the wagon with votes from the el-der-ly Blue Hairs, that is. Gore pros, Hitler Foes. Ole Dubya got the mansion, Greek letters on the door And now the rest of the country is really really poor Lotsa folks objected but the Bushes found no fault 'Cause little brother fixed it and never got caught Chads, that is. Fuzzy Ballots, Close the polls. And now it's time to say hello to Jeb and all his kin They'd like to thank Ralph Nader for helpin' them to win Y'all can vote again someday the fix will still be in And stranger things have happened so even Jeb might win. Dynasty, that is. Monarchy, Texas Style. Y'all come back now, hear! |
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I think GW is a jerk. I know, I voted for him the second time around.
Many people wonder how he was elected by such a wide majority. I think most voters felt like I did. We voted for the evil that we knew as opposed to the evil we didn't know. |
[QUOTE=SubaSteevo]Someone did step up to run against him. That person was Al Gore, and he won...[/QUOTE
Why are people still thinking Gore won? The election system has never changed, don't be a sore loser. I don't really like Bush that much either, but i'm not going to waste my time complaining about him all the time. If people would use the same energy they have for picking at Bush for something productive to society, America would be a much better place. |
I didn't intend to ignite a political debate over here... That was just a JOKE... :(
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I think the joke was fine, I was just addressing the comments about how "Bush didn't win" and such. Comments like that have never made sense to me, because they are based on a reality that doesn't exist. |
These are some of my favorite Bush jokes...
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well put Chike :D :D :D
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Oh, and, as I recall, none of the 9/11 Terrorists were Iraqi...and the Bush administration admitted that Iraq had no Weapons of Mass Destruction. So...umm...why are we in Iraq again? Thank you. Pwnt. |
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