Anyone have any dead bodies they want disposed of?
 

I just got a copy of the medical bill from my lawyer for my last knee surgery from 8/02. Any guesses on how much a 1" piece of donor cartilage cost me? $13K!!! Damn, I'm in the wrong biz.;)

Man, for that kind of money I've got some spare connective tissue you can have... :eek:

i'm sure i can find you a piece :D.

apparently in many of the countries outside of the united states, there are body parts vendors that actually sell body parts per request of the buyer.

then again, i did use to go out with this girl that worked in the city morgue. i'm sure i have her number still around here. :D

how many bodies do you need? let me know....i take PayPal.

This would be a great side job for a hitman, make money from both sides:eek:

I got a spare kidney that could pay off all my debt with and have some change to spare for a 5-speed conversion and a new pc. Any buyers out there? :D

-Johnny

*********AP NEWSFALSH********** From Maine Field Office........ Homeless man wakes up with a headache and is mysteriously mising a kidney.....in other news Darksied recently gets 4th SVX!!!!!!!!

I have a ton of friends in 1-4th year in medical school. There isn't a med school anatomy lab that I have not been inside of. I can sneak you a part of a body but they are often too dry though like beef jerky.

Jerky
 

Hey Lwin, You can't get Mad Cow Disease from Human Jerky. Take care, BOBB

MOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooo

hrm....i have a deal
i have a list of ppl i would like to get "rubbed out"
who would like to do the rubbing

Kelli

kelli, rubbing you say? i'm very good at rubbing. you name it, i rub it. :D

what would you like to be rubbed today? :D

here are some of the products that i use to rub with :D

http://www.mypleasure.com/store/dept..._massage_oil_3

some of that stuff even comes in a PRETTY TIN!

OMG, I need a PRETTY TIN!

<Harry starts ordering hundreds of TINS of oil.>

A new pc!!!!!!!!
With that sort of money you could afford a mac (and gain 10 IQ points)

randy could use a nice massage

Kelli

what are you waiting for randy? she's offering to give you a nice massage.

can i get in line for a massage from the ethereal fingers of kelli?

:D :D :D :D

Winter
 

Hi everyone, WOW, Winter just started and this is some of the worst cabin fever I have seen in years. And remember, I spent three years in Alaska, home of the cabin fever love in every year. Take care, BOBB