top 5 things you learned in college
 

I will save my thoughts till I see what other people post,

I will give you my FIRST item.... TENURE IS A VERY BAD THING!!

No you go first :p

1. the human stomach can only hold a finite amount of beer - this theory was tested often.

2. Ramen noodles and crackers can sustain life for weeks at a time.

3. Sega Genesis (yeah i'm old) and studying do not mix.

4. empty 1/2 kegs, when thrown, cause a fair amount of damage.

5. large charged capacitors can generate teh funnAy.

1. Do not drink beer before the hard stuff
2. Yes ramen noodles can be life saving
3. Live for the nights that you will never remember
4. Always have a list of excuses ready for when your late with papers
5. Never use the same excuse more than once :D

And yes I now know how to count to five :D

1. How to bong a forty in under 10 seconds

2. A box of wine can easily be split by two people in 20 minutes

3. Do not put everclear in whiskey sours (eversour)

4. Don't study sober

5. Drinking a case before a test will yield a better grade

:rolleyes: ... and hopefully before you're done, you'l learn how to count to FIVE!?!?!?! :p :D :D

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n00bs. :rolleyes:

Community College?

box of wine = worst hangover evar

1. Girls will be the start and end of all your problems. :rolleyes:
2. Keep a trash can next to your bed after a night of keg stands... :o
3. Drink lots of water after an evening of boozing. :D
4. The coolest times were always unplanned! :cool:
5. Your professors are smart people - talk to them, learn from them. :)

-Chike

Gatorade is the ultimate hangover solution

1. Always wear shoe/slippers/flip-flops in the shower. Period!
2. It's the most expensive party (only seconded by one's wedding -- so I was told)
3. Hacking/sniffing is more fun than trying to talk to the person for information
4. If someone is spending on you to go somewhere, go (but watch before you step into open fields in the Baltic nations).

5. You really can not learn anything about your major till you get out and do what you enjoy doing.

1. Unconsciousness is not the same as quality sleep.

2. The strength of the headache over the length of time it lasts is inversely proportionate to the number of different alcohols over the amount of time you drink them in.

3. Freshmen girls are interested in a guy's abs. Senior girls are interested in a guy's wallet.

4. You only need one groupie to party like a rock star. (one per band member that is)

5. A degree doesn't mean jack sh&^T.

Doug

Second item....

The more degrees a Prof. has means Less experience in actual LIFE!
I.E., A Temple graduate that couldn't pour PEE out of a boot, if the instructions were written on the heel!

Item three, The guys in 'Forestry' throw the best party!!

Obviously, you never discovered Pedialyte ;) :D

1. Studying and alcohol doesn't mix well, but Coke can mix well with just about any kind of alcohol
2. There's a reason Cluck-U Chicken delivers till 4am, it's delicious
3. Buying your books online saves money, that money can be used for beer
4. Everyone should own a futon
5. Nothing tastes as good on the way back up, not even Cluck-U