Survey Says?
 

A recent survey revealed that the average American walks 900 miles per year.

Another survey revealed that the average American consumes 20 galons of beer per year.

Conclusion: The average American gets 45 miles per gallon.

Hmmmm
 

Cool... Does this mean that if we have Jack Daniels on occasion, then we get better mileage?

I know I do.
What other additives can we use to accomplish this?

I'd say so. I cut back on my beer intake and increased my liquer intake, to impatient to wait for the beer to get me drunk all the time, sometimes you just want to down a pint of vodka and get the party started.

vodka = octane boost :D

I know that I run better on higher octane! :) :D :D

Or is that proof? :rolleyes: :D :D

Chris,

At least 450 of those 900 miles must be back and forth to the bathroom.

That would only be true if you were to break the seal too early!