almost got away clean..
 

almost got away clean at a local nissan stealership.

cliffnotes:
went into nissan for parts...couple sales guys came up and was like are you mr. so&so here to pick up the GTR?

my response: yes and I don't have all day, put the paperwork in the car and give me the keys. those dudes scrambled and then the sales manager came out and was like...that's not mr. so&so...

bastard...almost...

the parts guys thought it was funny and took me back to look at it...i thought...meh....i'd rather spend 100k on hookers n heroin.

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That's hilarious! Had they handed you the keys, would you have actually driven it off the lot and then brought it back saying... btw, I'm not Mr. So&So ;) :lol:

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LOL Noir!! Trust me, hookers and booze are nothing compared to the feeling of driving a GTR...

:D:cool:

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I'd have an Atom before a GT-R

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Had they given him the keys, i'd suspect he'd have himself a GTR!

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Can you imagine them trying to exsplain to the real owner that he already pick up his car earlier.

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I'm laughing at picturing Harry behind bars:lol:

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that was my car you bastard!

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you damn right i would have driven off with it, damn the nissan parts.

i'd just cruise back to the shop and wait for the cops to come get it back...it's not like i stole it, i was safekeeping it for mr. so&so.

i'd have a box of donuts to mesmerize the coppers into believing my story for teh win.

the parts manager saw me come in anyway, he would have told em exactly where to find me.

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jail ain't so bad...if it was..they wouldn't be overbooked.

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Ttiwop, or it never happened :D

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GTR would have been quite an upgrade from your current daily driver. :p

http://www.saraphina.com/moseysevill...0customers.JPG

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look man, don't make fun of my carriage. i love towing my 450lb lady in it around town. i always get a good workout hoofing her out on a date.

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i like skinny chicks - they don't try to eat all mah sugarcubes.