Welfare---very funny
 

From my uncle's blog:

Yesterday morning I went to sign my dogs up for welfare. At first the lady said,

“Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare.” So I explained to her that my dogs
are mixed in color, unemployed, lazy, can’t speak English and have no frigging
clue who their Daddy’s are. They expect me to feed them, provide them with
housing and medical care. So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes
to qualify. My dogs get their first checks Friday.

Damn, this is a great country!

Re: Welfare---very funny
 

wait...are you knocking the system?

Re: Welfare---very funny
 

No, never.:rolleyes:

Re: Welfare---very funny
 

:lol: Brilliant!

Re: Welfare---very funny
 

Darn! I don't qualify! :mad: :mad: :mad:

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I was screwing with a tele-marketer. I told him that my name was 'Ike" (my dogs name)
I got several 'pre-approved' credit card apps and a DEMOCRAT Voter registration form in the name of 'Ike Wilson'!!
'Ike' still get a little 'junk mail' once and a while.