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subi-crosser 11-18-2008 11:45 PM

Another Tom's new car...TRUE story!
 
My buddy,Tom, had bought a car. He told me to stop by and see it in a couple days.
I was passing by and saw Tom next to a car that I had never seen before, so I stopped by. As I pulled closer, it looked like Tom was pulling laundry out of it and stuffing it into a bag. ( HUMMMM?)

When I got out of the truck, I noticed that the car had NO fabric on the seats, no plastic on the dash,door panels, no carpet!! It looked like it had been gutted by FIRE, except it had no 'heat' damage to paint or glass!

Tom offered the following exp.......

" I was playing cards with some friends and one guy had 2 Dobermans in his car. He stated that "Anyone that can get into that car can KEEP those dogs"".

WELLL, Tom got into the car with the dogs, so they became HIS!

He went home and turned the dogs loose in the house.

His woman awoke in the night to go potty. She started down the steps and was greeted by Dobie #1. She turned and tried to retreat and was met by Dobie #2!

She screamed, " TOMMM!! He came and was told to REMOVE those animals from her house!!

SSSOOOO,, He put them in the car..

I told him how sorry I was that his new car was gutted by the dogs.



Then he said, " This ISN'T my CAR!! It wasn't ready yet! THIS is the 'LOANER'!!

TRUE STORY!!!!

shelfy 11-19-2008 09:53 AM

Re: Another Tom's new car...TRUE story!
 
is there a point to this story? :confused:

NikFu S. 11-19-2008 09:59 AM

The moral to the story is some women go to the bathroom way too much.

mikecg 11-19-2008 10:01 AM

Re: Another Tom's new car...TRUE story!
 
Cliff Notes: Man gets free dog in bet, Dogs threated wife, Man puts dog in Loaner car, Dogs eat car. Man lost bet.

Wikedjuggalo 11-19-2008 10:07 AM

Re: Another Tom's new car...TRUE story!
 
Poor ol' Tom :(.

Turbone 11-20-2008 05:31 PM

Re: Another Tom's new car...TRUE story!
 
Sounds like he bit off more than he could chew :rolleyes:

subi-crosser 11-20-2008 09:14 PM

Re: Another Tom's new car...TRUE story!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by shelfy (Post 572835)
is there a point to this story? :confused:

YEA!!! SOME of life's decisions have TEETH!!

Some 'gifts' have a COST!

Did you REALLY miss the point? Or are you just 'playing' me?

subi-crosser 11-20-2008 09:15 PM

Re: Another Tom's new car...TRUE story!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Wikedjuggalo (Post 572841)
Poor ol' Tom :(.


WRONG Tom...

subi-crosser 11-20-2008 09:18 PM

Re: Another Tom's new car...TRUE story!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by mikecg (Post 572840)
Cliff Notes: Man gets free dog in bet, Dogs threated wife, Man puts dog in Loaner car, Dogs eat car. Man lost bet.


Dogs RETURNED to man that lost bet....

shelfy 11-21-2008 09:02 AM

Re: Another Tom's new car...TRUE story!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by subi-crosser (Post 573015)
YEA!!! SOME of life's decisions have TEETH!!

Some 'gifts' have a COST!

Did you REALLY miss the point? Or are you just 'playing' me?

i really did miss the point. and if TEETH and COSTS are hints, i'm more lost than ever. that'll happen.


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