Did anyone get the plate number of that truck that hit me?
 

Oh, yeah great night. Went out to celebrate my freinds B-day last night with his girl freind and her freind. We started off my gagging, blindfolding, and handcuffing him, then brought him to see a midget stripper:D After that we went ot the bar next store where I ended up in the handcuffs and got bit and pinched in several areas.:eek: Then we went back to thier place for some whips, chains, and fingernail scratching. Then went out to another bar where they informed me what I have suspected all along "my wife's screwing someone else":mad: and then we went to my work to cut the handcuffs off my freind "with a cut-off wheel"becouse they lost the keys. Also my freind kicked me in the nose, by accident.


I CAN"T ****ING WAIT TO DO IT AGAIN!

I don't know what I'm gona do about the wife thing yet.:(

And I just noticed my hands smell funky :confused:


Good day all.:p

Re: Did anyone get the plate number of that truck that hit me?
 

Sounds like an average weekend in Atlanta. :D :D :D

sorry about the wife thing dude. get rid of her and we'll go pickup some catholic highschool girls. :D :D :D

i don't know what to say....it sounds like an interesting night...

i heard harry is available...and we all know doug is...lol

or i could call that elephant for ya

sorry to hear man :(

Kelli

Thanks guys ,all very good suggestions.



MMMMM. catholic school girls.:D

Heh heh - I got one of those.... :D

sorry to hear, man.

on the bright side, you can fix your own cars up, you have a monster Loyale, and you look like Rob Zombie! that's cool. :cool:

hook 'em up, Harry! plaid skirts, sweet!

two years
 

In two years things will be different. Living well is the best revenge.

you know that's an idea. let's parade you around and tell people that you're rob zombie and what happens :D :D :D

Re: two years
 

exactly. don't be like my brother-in-law and wallow in pity and give up with the thinking "no matter what i do i get screwed!"

if you get a bad apple, keep chopping down trees until you get a good one.

Yeah but I can't sing.:p

Re: Re: Did anyone get the plate number of that truck that hit me?
 

Note to self : Arrange trip to Atlanta to hang out with Harry and go over to that colege... Emery I think it was :D:D:D

:D neither can rob!!!! he just screams :D..i'm sure we can pull it off...you can get some nice redneck chicks down here in atlanta. want me to see if i can find you a few since you'll probably be single soon? :D

Harry: Hey I know Rob Zombie.
ditzy blonde: really?
Harry: here's his address, go drive up there. oh yeah he likes to hear, 'YOUR MY DADDY, SUBAFREAK!!'. :D :D :D

oh yeah chris, it's emory. it's a pretty rich uppity party school. too bad my posse's growing small :D. we could have crashed some of those dude's parties, although summer's here and they'll be getting out of school soon. fall is the time to crash that place and if you want to hook up with some noobie boobies, that's the time. right when they come back or start emory, they don't have tons of friends and are very easy to hook up with :D. me and you can take out the frat boys if necessary :D.

woohoo...beating down the Frat boys and stealing their wimmenz...it's the only way to play in the ATL!

Harry (starts pumping iron and beating down the punching bag)

BTW-anyone know where i can get a few 300lb punching bags?

hey man, i'm an old frat guy! :mad:

no need to get violent - if there's a chapter down there i'll just tell them i'm an alumni and we'll drink for free. :) i used to look like Subafreak back in college. :D

<Harry points at Alan and laughs!>

lmao a frat boy lmao.

sorry bro, some are cool i guess. i never really was into the whole frat thing although they declared war when some frat boys a few streets down had a party a year or so ago and started vandalizing people's property when they were drunk. not just one person's property, the whole damn street on both sides. since my neighbors are weak and are too scared to confront them, i'll do it :D. was fun too, too bad the cops were around :(.

i can see where most get a bad reputation, but we were just a bunch of regular guys who liked to drink a lot of beer. :D no weird hazing or anything like that. i definitely wasn't some rich stuck up snob with a sweater tied around his neck - i was the long-haired metalhead who liked to party. :cool: :)