What's going on in the other car forums?
 

What's going on in the car forums?

Bentley Forums
- - - I used the ash tray today. How do I replace it?

Camaro/Firebird Forums
- - - My girl slept with my brother and my wife. How can I kill 'em? btw, I have a record and I ain't going back.

Mustang (Chevelle) forums
- - -Some punk kid in a Civic tried to race me.

Monte Carlo forums
- - -Why do I keep getting pulled over, it ain't stolen yo.

Civic forums
- - -Some punk kid in a Mustang tried to race me.

VW Bug forum
- - - The Save the Earth concert was a success (pics)

Yugo Forum
- - - When's the last time yours ran?

Lamborghini forum
- - - Wind noise around 210MPH

Miata forums
- - - Some redneck jackass in a Chevy Tahoe just ran over my car (pics)

Chevy Tahoe forum
- - -Miata stuck in my undercarriage. How do I safely remove it? (pics)

Pontiac Fiero forum
- - - Just bought a new flame retardant suit (pics)

BMW 7-series forum
- - - Where to get service on my Rolex?

Cadillac forum
- - - Problems parallel parking at bingo.

Chevy Suburban Forum
- - - Is the price of gas going down anytime soon?

Buick Forum
- - - Is Medicare or Medicaid right for me?

Delorean forum
- - - Just got back from the future and blew a head gasket. Please help. I'm from 1985.

Crown Victoria forum
- - - How come people never pass me on the highway?

Honda Accord forum
- - - Mom is giving me the car. Looking for some cheap, used 18 inch rims.

Toyota Echo forum
- - - Do our cars use AAA or AA's?

Ferrari forums
- - - Need suggestions about a business trip to Colombia. Want to get in and out fast.

Porsche forums
- - - Tire just went flat. Is it best to trade or sell the car myself?

Saturn forums
- - - Roman candle landed on my fender. Melted and need to replace.

Jaguar forum
- - - Is the carbon fiber dash kit group-buy still on?

Mercedes forum
- - - My wife and her stink hole lawyer are trying to ruin me in divorce court. How do I get them both killed and not get in trouble with my medical board?

Mini forum
- - - Just flipped the Cooper after seeing The Italian Job. Suing the movie company. (pics)

Dodge Viper forum
- - - I frightened myself on the way home from work yesterday. How to get pee stains out of the leather?

McLaren F1 forum
- - -Some punk kid in a F16 tried to race me.

Dodge Minivan forum
- - - Where's the best place to post the soccer schedule so I don't forget where I'm supposed to be?

Hummer forum
- - - Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have to get the black touch-up paint from the dealer? He's 25 miles away. That's $35 in gas.

Fiat forum
- - -Hello? Am I the only member?

Subaru WRX forum
- - - I hate cops. Got ticketed for drifting in the Walmart parking lot.

Chevy pickup forum
- - - How do I git the dried tobacco juice stains off the side of mah truck?

SRT Forums
"Will this void my warranty"

RX7 Forums
- - - 13B Groupbuy full, stop PM'ing me.

DSM Forums
- - -Transmission Groupbuy Full stop PM'ing me

Supra Forums
- - -Head to big to fit in car, should have bought a Targa.

Vette Forums
- - -Why did I pay $50k for something with a Cavalier steering wheel?

Ford 2.3 forums
- - -Help! Replaced everything, still doesn't start!

ha ha ha...very cute!

Kelli

I think you missed a couple of them, but I can relate to a couple of them. :D

Earthworm,
 

That is the funniest stuff I've read this month.:D :D :D :D :D

Way, way too funny!!!!! :D

(People at work don't get it... :rolleyes: )

allow me to welcome you to earlier this year. :)

http://www.subaru-svx.net/forum/show...ght=car+forums

so retard is in the filter eh? Or did you copy it from someplace with retard in the filter?

:confused:

Aha, but you didn't read...this one is different.

It was copied from another forum.

yeah, you're right. still a funny read. :D

Re: What's going on in the other car forums?
 

Hehehehehe.

Nice
 

Nice post, However.

Why you gotta be dissin the Fiero, I was considering that car before I came accross this one. Also, the whole collision explosion thing is a myth. If you want a truely explosive car you gotta think Ford Pinto.

Heres some jokes by muah as well.

Better version of Mustang forum
- - - This punk in a Suckmaro wanted to race and I f*in killed him.

Camaro forum
- - - This punk in a Rustang wanted to race and I killed his a*.

Hyundai Elantra Forum
- - - Dude, I like fabricated this totally awsome intake and exhaust manifold from my neighbor's sewer pipe.

Suzuki Swift/Geo Metro Forum
- - - All you have to do to unlock the Swift's full potential is install a Celica exhaust, Mitsubishi 16g turbo, Ford Tarus cams and valves, bore out those cams and valves, Eclipse suspention, Suzuki Samurai struts, Rodeo tranny crank it up to 18psi, ect ect ect.

On second thought, just swap in a whole new engine and tranny.

Mitsubishi Evolution forum
- - - The dealer told me I just voided my warranty while going 10mph above the speed limit while exiting the dealer for a test drive.

Corrola GT-S forum
- - - While drifting around a corner I wrapped my AE86 Hachi Roku around a tree. I have a crow bar, some rope and a flash light, what should I do?

Nissan 240sx forum
- - - While drifting around a corner I smashed into this Corrola that was smashed into a tree, what should I do?

Nissan 300zx forum
- - - I got my hand stuck in the engine bay, and I can't get out!!!

Mitsubishi 3000GT VR4/ Dodge Stealt R/T
- - - Civiczrule Haha, your car is 3800lbs heavy therefore it sucks, Haha!

IwantaVR4guy: Is my car really as heavy as they say it is?:(

Buick Regal Grand National/GSX Forum
- - - I beat countless Civics, many Supras, lots of Camaros and Mustangs yet many still call it a POS OLD FART BUICK!!!!:mad:

Acura NSX
- - - UserA: The Acura NSX is a state of the art all aluminum exotic that can go 0-60 in 4.9 seconds, does the quarter mile in low 13s, can hang with the Modena on the track and costs a bit less than half the price of a Ferrari.

UserB: Your still being ripped by spending 80,000 on a 6 cyl honda which hasn't made any signifigant improvements since it was made in 1989 and cars such as the Supra TT or even VR4 and RX7 can run with, plus even beat them in some ways, for much less.

UserA: But the NSX has got class. No other car has great handling that a sweet plush interior, ultra smooth ride even at over 100mph, high build quality and an exotic look for that much less.

UserB: What about the Subaru SVX?

Awesome thread! :cool:

-Chike

under the fiero one. It says flame retardant suit, but wherever he got it from had retard in the swear filter