raced a Ford Festiva and kicked its ass!
 

c'mon peeps, give me my props. does this site offer a trophy for the most base-model performance cars beat in races? (V6 pony cars, NA Japanese sports cars, NA Porsche 912/924/944's, minivans, etc.)

I raced my SVX on foot once. I started pushing it, and once it got going down the hill, I ran to see who would win.

Not safe, you say? I tied a rope to my belt so I wouldn't lose control of the car.

It beat the pants off me.