Pics of my Gray Cat after a wash
 

thought i'd keep everyone who was interested up to date.

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"you try that bath **** again, and i'll kill ya."

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dude your cat looks mean.

dude, there's some cat named:

craftylandshark

:p could it be 'he whose name must not be spoken?' :p

most of the time he's like this:
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now that his new fangs are coming in, i see this alot:
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Seems like everyone on this board has a kitty cat.

haha NOPE, he's cool. He might be buying my SVX in about 1.5 weeks

:p

peas in a pod.

:p

i don't think so. what's next........craftynoir? :eek:

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there's my cat


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and my eel and other fish

we're like, lazy and stuff. :D

You need a new sofa!!!

+10 for teh parody :D

I have two German Shepards. Go figure.

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Great, Alan!:D

But now can you wright up a "how too!";)


Heh, heh, heh, heh,:)

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its similar to the old "how to give a cat a pill", only you'll also need mops, towels, and tequila-

1) Pick up cat and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding
a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on each side of cat's
mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right
hand. As cat opens mouth, pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close
mouth and swallow.

2) Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. Cradle cat gently
in left arm and repeat process.

3) Retrieve cat from bedroom, pick up and throw soggy pill away.

4) Take new pill from foil wrap, cradle cat in left arm, holding rear
paws tightly with left hand. Force jaws open and push pill to back
of mouth with right forefinger. Hold mouth shut for count of ten.

5) Retrieve pill from goldfish bowl and cat from top of wardrobe. Call
spouse in from garden.

6) Kneel on floor with cat wedged firmly between knees, hold front and
rear paws. Ignore low growls emitted by cat. Get spouse to hold
head firmly with one hand while forcing wooden ruler into cat's
mouth. Drop pill down ruler and rub cat's throat vigorously.

7) Retrieve cat from curtain rail, get another pill out of foil wrap.
Make note to buy new ruler and repair curtains. Carefully sweep up
shattered figurines and vases from hearth and set on one side for
gluing later.

8) Wrap cat in large towel and get spouse to lie on cat with head just
visible from below armpit. Put pill in end of drinking straw, force
mouth open with a pencil and blow into drinking straw.

9) Check label to make sure pill not harmful to humans, drink glass of
water to take taste away. Apply band-aid to spouse's forearm and
remove blood from carpet with cold water and soap.

10) Retrieve cat from neighbour's shed. Get another pill. Place cat in
cupboard and close door just enough so that head is showing. Force
mouth open with dessert spoon. Flick pill down throat with plastic
band.

11) Fetch screwdriver from garage and put cupboard door back on hinges.
Apply cold compress to cheek and check records for date of last
tetanus shot. Throw tee-shirt away and fetch new one from bedroom.

12) Ring fire department to retrieve cat from tree across road.
Apologize to neighbour who crashed into fence while swerving to
avoid cat. Take last pill from foil wrap.

13) Tie cat's front paws to rear paws with garden twine and bind tightly
to leg of dining table. Find heavy duty pruning gloves from shed.
Push pill into mouth followed by a large piece of fillet steak.
Hold head vertically and pour 2 pints of water down throat to wash
pill down.

14) Get spouse to drive you to emergency room. Sit quietly while doctor
stitches fingers and forearms and removes pill from right eye. Call
furniture shop on way home and order new dining table.