SVX. vs. NSX.
 

So last night I’m waiting at a red light. When this dark metallic gray super duper NSX pulls up next to me, and starts revving his engine. The car made a great sound so I just had to ask, so I scream "HEY DUDE, DOES THAT THING HAVE A HEMMY???". The guy yells back " YEAH!!!! I got 3000.3 L HEAVY BLOCK PUSHING 20000000000000000000000000000000000.5 RWHP AND 115.4 RWTQ!!!!!!!". I'm thinking....damn that sounds fast, and look there's even type r tags on the sun roof.....so it must be true. So not to be discouraged I tell the guy that my SVX is factory equiped with supper rotary rotors and 3000:1 compression pistons, and I'm also packing 30 gallons of NOSSSS!!!!!!!! in the back. The guy gave me a thumbs up so we waited for the light to turn green. GREENN!!!!!!!!!! I get a quick start off the line thanks to my 8 wheel drive, and within seconds I was already at 5 miles an hour.
Just as I think that I had an easy victory his HEMMY!!!!! powered VTEC PWNGE kicks in, and he starts pulling on me hard. BUT WAIT.......NOOOOOOSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! POWA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! after I hit the little red power with "wup a55" written in big letters held by duct tape the car spins all 8 wheels even though I’m already at....get this 17 MPH!!!!!!!!!! O_O........ so me and the NSX go back in forth for a few minutes until I decide to end this. Not aware to even me, the car had previously installed 4!!! 30G heavy mitsu industry turbines powered by the still operational Chernobyl nucKILLLarrrrr reactors. So now I’m warping through space and time, BUT WHATS THIS!!!!!!!! the NSX is still side by side with me. In confusion I look back and I see two giant ROCKETS sticking out of it's exhausts...........after we hit the unheard and physically impossible speed of 29.6 MPH both our cars disintegrated in to small particles.....................................but. .................................................. .................................................. ...my particles still faster :P

SRT-4 is fastAr

dubyoo tee eff

ah yes, the sweet smell of lacquer thinner.

Do fiction based street race stories still fall under the "no street racing thread" rule??

And I suppose next you'll be telling us that the Easter Bunny doesn't really exist :rolleyes:












:D I thought it was a fabulous story :D

So why isn't this locked? No mods feel like power tripping today?

Oooh-kay...

Johnny (quietly backs out of this thread and back to the main forum)
:D

I want some of what Guard-TL- was smoking :D :D :D

Steve

ME TOO

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oh holy crap

*wiping the tears out of my eyes*

that was funny

oh dude......the sh*t i'm smoking is like...........dude...........it's soooooo sweeeeet ..............YEAH!!!!!!!!!! http://talk.thebabycorner.com/images/smilies/drunk.gif

are you sure that isnt Madison WI?